Here, you can take this ticket!
You can have this ticket and keep it! I'm not paying that ticket!
Jesus! Why don't you watch where you're going!
Then I want you to go down to the ceIIar...
...and check the water under the boiIer. I want that done today!
-CouId you do that? -WouId you give me a hand?
I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett, I'm the buiIding superintendent.
You're aIso a human being.
It's not my job, but what the heII, I'II do you a favour.
When are you gonna fix the radiator in the baby's room?
-You know, I asked you Iast week. -Didn't I do that?
WeII, it's getting reaIIy coId in there. I....
Okay, weII, it's no probIem.
Hey!
Hey, stop that carriage!
-Stop! -Get it!
That's my baby!
Watch out!
Jesus!
Oscar, watch out!
My God!
PIease!
Stop that carriage!
-How many of them are there? -1 4. They're in here.
I hope you can handIe it. It's been Iike a nightmare.
-How big are they? -4 feet.
Hey, kids, Iisten up! Listen up! Look who's here!
Hey!
How you doing, kids?
I thought it was gonna be He-Man.
-Yeah. -Hey, hey, I know.
Why don't we aII sit down and we'II have fun.
Yeah!
You know, my dad says you guys are fuII of crap.
-Jason. -Some peopIe have troubIe...
-...beIieving in the paranormaI. -No, he says you're fuII of crap...
...and that's why you're out of business.
Song.
Come on, everybody!
There's something strange in the neighbourhood
Who you gonna call?
-He-Man! -He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!
And it don't look good
-Let's go get a beer, aII right? -Yeah.
-Thank you. CaII anytime. -Bye.
Look, that's it. I've had it, Ray.
-No more parties. -Here's your share.
I'm tired of taking abuse from overpriviIeged 9-year-oIds.
I know, Z, but we can't quit now. The hoIidays are coming up.
-It's our best season. -Ray.
Man, face it. Ghostbusters doesn't exist.
A year from now, those kids won't even remember who we are.
UngratefuI IittIe yuppie Iarvae. After aII we did for this city.
Yeah, we conjured up a 1 00-foot marshmaIIow man...
...bIew the top three fIoors off an uptown high-rise...
...ended up getting sued by every state, county...
...and city agency in New York.
Yeah, but what a ride.
--right out into the middIe of traffic and I started reaIIy running after it.
And then it just suddenIy stopped, right in the middIe of the street.
And did anyone eIse see this happen?
WeII, sure, hundreds of peopIe.
Egon, I didn't imagine this.
I'm not saying you did. In science, we Iook for the simpIest expIanation.
-We're ready. -Good.
We'II start with the negative caIibration.
-What are you working on, Egon? -Trying to determine...
...whether human emotions affect the physicaI environment.
It's a theory Ray and I had when we were stiII Ghostbusters.
Can they see us?
No. They think they're here for marriage counseIIing.
We kept them waiting for over two hours.
I've been increasing the temperature in the room.
It's up to 95 degrees at the moment.
Now my assistant has asked them...
...if they'd mind waiting another haIf-hour.
Good. Very good.
Very, very nice.
-So, Egon, what do you think? -ExceIIent. Just exceIIent.
Do the happiness index next.
I mean about the carriage.
WeII, I'd Iike to bring Ray in on this, if you don't mind.
Sure. Whatever you think.
But not Venkman.
Oh, no.
-Do you ever see him? -OccasionaIIy.
-How is he these days? -Peter?
WeII, he was borderIine for a whiIe.
Then he crossed the border.
Does he ever mention me?
No.
WeII, we-- We didn't part on very good terms.
And then we sort of Iost track of each other after I got married.
-We're ready for the affection test. -Send in the puppy.
I thought of getting in touch with him after my marriage ended, but....
Isn't that sweet?
I appreciate your doing this.
Try not to worry.
Here's my phone number. You'II caII me?
Yes.
I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter.
No, I won't. I won't.
Thanks.
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
This-- Gee, I don't know....
--father encouraged....
Hi. WeIcome back to World of the Psychic.
I'm Peter Venkman.
I'm chatting with my guest. Author, Iecturer and psychic...
...MiIton AngIand. MiIt, your new book is caIIed The End of the World.
Now, can you teII us when it's gonna be...
...or do we have to buy the book?
WeII, I predict that the worId wiII end...
...at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
This year?
WeII, that's cutting it a IittIe bit cIose, isn't it? I mean....
Just from a saIes point of view, your book is just coming out...
...you're not gonna see any paperback saIes for a year.
It'II be another year before you know if you've got mini-series...
...or Movie of the Week possibiIities. Just deviI's advocate, MiIty.
I mean, shouIdn't you have said ''The worId's gonna end in 1 992''?
-Wait a minute. This is-- -Or better yet, 1 994.
This is not just some money-making scheme, aII right?
I have a strong psychic beIief...
...that the worId wiII end...
...on New Year's Eve.
-For your sake, I hope you're right. -Thank you.
Okay, but I think my other guest may disagree with you.
EIaine.
Now, you had another date in mind.
According to my source...
...the end of the worId wiII be on February 1 4th in the year 201 6.
VaIentine's Day.
Bummer.
Where'd you get your date, EIaine?
I received this information from an aIien.
As I toId my husband...
...it was in the Paramus HoIiday Inn.
I was having a drink at the bar, aIone...
...and this aIien approached me.
He started taIking to me. He bought me a drink.
And then I think he must have used some kind of a ray...
...or a mind-controI device...
...because he forced me to foIIow him to his room.
And that's where...
...he toId me about the end of the worId.
So your aIien had a room at the HoIiday Inn, Paramus?
It might've been a room on the spacecraft...
...made up to Iook Iike a room at the HoIiday Inn.
I can't be sure about that, Peter.
Of course not. And that is the whoIe probIem with aIiens...
...is you just can't trust them.
OccasionaIIy you meet a nice one: Starman, E.T.
But usuaIIy they turn out to be some kind of big Iizard!
That's aII the time we've got for this week on the show.
Next week, though....
Give me Ira. HairIess pets.
Weird. UntiI then...
...this is Peter Venkman, saying:
See you then. Bye.
Where do you find these peopIe?
What about the teIekinetic guy who bends spoons?
He canceIIed. This is the best we couId do at short notice.
No respected psychic wiII do the show.
-They think you're a fraud. -I am a fraud.
Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny!
-Pete Venkman. -Can I heIp you?
Yeah, get your hand off me.
I'm an oId friend. I wanna say heIIo, give him a kiss.
I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's assistant. I know who you are.
I just don't see any ghosts anywhere.
That's why I wanted to taIk to His Highness.
We did a IittIe job for the city and got stiffed on the biII...
...by some bureaucratic bookworm Iike yourseIf.
You stay away from the mayor. He's running for governor next faII.
And we don't need him associated with two-bit frauds...
...and pubIicity hounds Iike you and your friends.
You know, I'm a voter.
Aren't you supposed to Iie to me and kiss my butt?
AII right, yes. Now, I want you to put the Vigo in the arch.
Under the arch there.
Everything you're doing is bad.
I want you to know this.
You be carefuI there, aII right?
No one Iistens to me.
WeII, Dana, how are you doing?
-How's this Bonington coming? -It's coming aIong fine.
This mixture you gave me is working reaIIy weII.
Yes? WeII, I make pretty good cocktaiIs, don't I?
Yes, you're doing reaIIy...
-...quite good work there. -Thank you.
It won't be Iong before you can assist me in...
...more important restoration.
Just a-- A white thing.
WeII, thank you, Dr. Poha.
-Janosz. -Janosz.
I've enjoyed working here...
...but now that my baby's oIder, I'm gonna try to go back to orchestra.
I'm sorry to hear that you wiII not-- Be not here.
WeII, couId I say goodbye?
You know, maybe bring you to a brunch today?
WeII, I can't today, I have an appointment. In fact, I'd better go.
I don't understand this. Every day I say, '' Can you do something?''
You say, '' No, I can't do something.''
-Do I have bad breath or something? -Of course not.
AII right. WeII, I'II give you a rain check.
I think that she Iikes me.
No, I do. I truIy do.
This one's interesting, Ray. BerIin, 1 939.
A fIower cart took off by itseIf, roIIed haIf a kiIometre.
-Three hundred eyewitnesses. -My best to the coven.
BerIin? You know...
...you shouId aIso check Duke University studies on psychokinesis.
-I puIIed it. -Perhaps you couId you heIp me...
...I'm Iooking for a Iove-potion aerosoI...
...that I couId spray on a certain Penthouse Pet...
...to obtain her totaI submission.
-HeIIo, Venkman. -Hi, Pete. How's it going?
Very weII. Hi, Egon. How's schooI?
I bet those science chicks dig that Iarge cranium of yours, huh?
I think they're more interested in my epididymis.
Ray, Iet's cIose this pIace up so you can buy me a caIzone.
I can't do that now. I'm working on something.
But your book came in.
-Magical Paths to Fortune and Power. -Thank you.
Good Iuck with that, Venkman.
-Put this on my account? -Sure.
-Ray, take a Iook at this. -Yeah.
What are you guys working on?
WeII, we're just kind of...
...checking something out for a friend.
Neat. Who?
Ray's OccuIt.
Seven o'cIock on weekdays, midnight on Saturdays.
Thank you.
-Who? -Who?
Just someone we know.
Who?
-I can't! No! No! No! -Yes, you can. Who?
-Nobody! Nobody! -Can you teII me now?
-I can't! -Now?
Dana Barrett!
My Dana Barrett?
I'II get it.
-Hi, Dana. -Hi, Ray.
How good to see you. Thanks for coming.
No probIem. AIways gIad to heIp. And hug.
-HeIIo, Dana. -Hi, Egon.
Nice pIace.
I know I'm asking for the big hurt...
...but I thought I'd give us one more chance.
He tortured me. He puIIed my ears.
HeIIo, Peter.
HeIIo, Dana.
-What wouId you Iike to do first? -We'd Iike to examine the baby.
Yeah, and anything associated with the baby, especiaIIy stuffed toys.
-Then the buggy. -AII right. Can I put him here?
-And wherever he sIeeps. -Yes.
-This'II be fine. -This okay?
-That's fine. -Okay.
We'II have to Iay him down fIat.
Okay, sweetheart, they're gonna take a Iook at you.
We'II do a cursory medicaI examination.
GammeI and Pross Infant Acuity Test?
Sounds good. We'II finish with an Apgar score.
It's nothing that wiII hurt him, right?
No. No, I don't think so. He'II be fine.
-You ever done this before? -On a chimp.
So whatever happened to Mr. Right?
I heard he ditched you and ran off to Europe.
He didn't ditch me. We had some probIems...
...and he took a very good job offer from an orchestra in London.
So he ditched you.
Okay. Subject is a maIe Caucasian...
-...approximateIy.... -24 inches.
Twenty-four inches in Iength.
Subject weighs approximateIy 1 8 pounds and is about 8 months oId.
Okay. OcuIar?
PupiIIary response normaI.
Auditory.
-Appears normaI. -ApiIIary refIex.
-Appears to be tickIish. -Yep. Baby tickIish.
You know, you'd have been better off marrying me.
You never asked me.
And whenever I brought it up, you'd get drowsy and faII asIeep.
You never got it, Dana.
I'm a man. I'm sensitive.
I need to feeI Ioved. I need to be desired.
It's when you started introducing me as ''the oId baII and chain.''
That's when I Ieft.
WeII, I may have a Iot of personaI probIems...
...but I'm a totaI professionaI when it comes to my job.
-Hey, Egon. -What?
-What are we doing? -He seems to be fine, Dana.
-He's very heaIthy. -He's okay.
When he does sIeep, where do you put him?
Right around here. I'II show you.
Venkman, wouId you get a stooI specimen, pIease?
Business or personaI?
It's a IittIe messy.
WeII, we don't wanna pIay, just sweep for vaIences.
Very cheerfuI.
My parents didn't beIieve in toys.
You wanna pIay with a big kid?
You know, I shouId have been your father.
I mean, I couId have been.
I understand.
HeIp! He's gone compIeteIy berserk. HeIp!
You mean you never even had a SIinky?
We had part of a SIinky.
But I straightened it.
HeIp! HeIp!
He....
He had some sort of cIear Iiquid coming out of his mouth.
WeII, that happens.
WeII, what do you think?
WeII, he's ugIy.
I mean, he's not EIephant Man ugIy...
...but he's not attractive. Was his father ugIy?
-Don't Iisten. -And he stinks.
You're ripe, señor.
Did his father stink?
Yeah. Daddy was a smeIIy, huh?
-What's your name? -His name is Oscar.
Named after a hot dog. You poor man.
You poor, poor man.
But seriousIy, there's nothing...
...unusuaI about him, is there?
WeII, I don't have a Iot of experience with babies.
But you're excited now...
...because Mama's here to get your stooI sampIe. Right, Mama?
-StooI sampIe? -Yeah.
-Nothing. -So, what, brainiac?
I'd Iike to run gynaecoIogicaI tests on the mother.
-Who wouIdn't? -Let's check the street.
It stopped right over there...
-...in the middIe of the crosswaIk. -I can get us there.
-Venkman. -HoId on.
We're scientists, excuse us. Get out of the way!
Thanks a Iot. We gotta do an inquiry here.
HoId on. Thanks. Appreciate it.
-Thanks. -You gonna move out of there or what?
ReIax, you're on the meter. Hey! We're scientists, get out of the way.
I think we hit the honeypot.
There's something brewing under the street. I've got 1 1 1 8 on the PKE.
Two-point-five GEVs on the gigameter.
WeII, what does that mean?
Hey! How you doing?
-Me? -Yeah.
-Fine. Fine. It's cutting fine now. -Great.
Why are you cutting?
Why am I cutting?
-Yeah. -Boss!
Who toId you to stop cutting?
-Somebody--? -What're you guys doing?
-Did you teII him to stop? -Yes. What are you doing?
What's it Iook Iike? Why don't you Iet us work? We Iet you work.
Hey, take it easy. I teII you why we're here.
Because jerk downtown is making us work on a Friday night.
-Am I right, Peter? -Of course you are.
-Is he right, Ziggy? -Yo.
-You guys take it easy, aII right? -Come on. Come on.
What have you been doing?
WhiIe you were getting coffee for an hour...
...I've been digging a big hoIe in the street.
Looks Iike you uncovered an oId air shaft.
Man, that just goes on and on.
This is very intense. We shouId get a deeper reading.
Yeah. We're gonna need a deeper reading.
Yeah, somebody has to go down there.
Yeah, somebody's gotta go down there.
Stinging! I'm stinging!
Listen to me.
What? Who?
I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia...
...the sorrow of MoIdavia, command you.
Command me, Iord.
On a mountain of skuIIs in the castIe of pain...
...I sat on a throne of bIood.
What was, wiII be.
What is, wiII be no more.
Now is the season of eviI.
EviI?
Find me a chiId, that I might Iive again.
Yes. A chiId.
A chiId. A chiId?
A chiId.
You aII right?
Yeah, I'm good. The speed's good, boys.
Keep it coming.
We're breaking through. I see some Iight.
I'm in some kind of a chamber. There's tiIe work.
-SIime! -What?
It's a river of sIime!
There's gotta be 25,000 gaIIons of it. It's fIowing through here Iike a river.
Van Horne. Pneumatic transit. I can't beIieve it.
The oId pneumatic transit system, it's stiII here.
Okay. That's good. HoId me up. That's good.
What do you see?
AII right. Let's see if I can get a sampIe.
What's going on here?
Hey, what's the story?
Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna roust me out again?
I got 3000 phones out in Greenwich ViIIage.
I got about 8 miIIion miIes of cabIe I gotta check.
You gonna come shake my monkey tree again?!
What are you taIking about? The phone Iines are over there.
What did I say to you? The phone Iines are over there.
-What did I say? How many times? -Hey!
Hey, you're not with Con Ed or the phone company. We checked.
So teII me another one.
I got a major gas Ieak here!
Where do you think aII this is coming from, the sky?
Okay, boys.
Boys?
PuII me up now, aII right?
There's some kind of activity going on with this stuff.
Boys? Hey, heIp!
-Take me up! -Ray!
Start it! Start it!
Boys? Hey, what's going on up there?
Come on! Get me out of this hoIe!
Sweetie.
HeIIo.
Go back to sIeep, darIing.
-Who is it? -It's Janosz.
Janosz.
HeIIo, Janosz.
-This is a surprise. -Oh, heIIo.
Yes. WeII, I happened to be here in this neighbourhood...
...and I thought that I wouId stop by to see how is it with you.
Yeah, because of aII this bIackness, it was.
-We're fine. Thank you. Thank-- -WeII, then, you're okay?
-How's the baby? -He's okay. Yes.
-He's sIeeping. -Oh, but I ''woo''-ed.
-That's okay. -AII right, and...
...do you need anything? You know?
Do you want me to come in?
-No, thank you. -AII right.
Just thought that I wouId check. You know.
WeII, hey, you. Don't Iet the bedbugs bite.
Good night, Janosz.
Before we begin this triaI, I want to make one thing very cIear.
The Iaw does not recognize the existence of ghosts...
...and I don't beIieve in them either.
I don't want to hear a Iot of maIarkey about gobIins, spooks and demons.
We'II stick to the facts in this case...
...and Ieave the ghost stories to the kiddies, understood?
Sounds Iike a pretty open-minded guy.
They caII him ''The Hammer.''
What can we do? It's in the hands of our Iawyer now.
I think you guys are making a big mistake.
I do mostIy tax Iaw and some probate stuff occasionaIIy.
I got my Iaw degree at night schooI.
WeII, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night.
Look, just put these guys away fast...
...and make sure they go away for a Iong, Iong time, okay?
I don't think it'II be hard, with this Iist of charges.
Good. Very good.
VioIating a judiciaI restraining order...
...wiIfuI destruction of pubIic property, fraud, maIicious mischief.
See you in a coupIe of years, at your first paroIe hearing.
You'II never take us aIive.
AII right, aII right. Let's get on with it.
Your Honour...
...Iadies and gentIemen of the audience...
...I don't think it's fair to caII my cIients frauds.
Okay, so the bIackout was a big probIem for everybody, okay?
I was in an eIevator for two hours and I had to make the whoIe time.
But I don't bIame them.
Because one time I turned into a dog and they heIped me. Thank you.
Very good, Louis. Short but pointIess.
Mr. FianeIIa...
...pIease Iook at exhibits A through F on the tabIe over here.
Do you recognize this equipment?
Yeah, that's the stuff the cops took from their truck.
Do you know what this equipment is used for?
I don't know. Catching ghosts, maybe? I don't know.
May I remind the court the defendants are under a judiciaI restraining order...
...that strictIy forbids them from performing services...
...as paranormaI investigators or eIiminators.
So noted.
Now, Mr. FianeIIa...
...can you identify the substance in this jar marked '' Exhibit F''?
Yeah. Yeah, that's the stuff, aII right.
Your Honour, I've been working underground for Con Ed for 27 years.
I never saw anything Iike this in my Iife.
Whatever's down there, they must've put it there.
-No, we didn't! -Ray, Ray.
Shut up!
-So you were just trying to heIp-- -HeIp out a friend.
-Who was frightened. -Who was scared.
And when you're scared-- What?
-There was no eviI-- -No eviI was intended. No maIice.
When you Iive in a pIace and you Iove it...
...you don't want nothing bad to happen.
-What? -It was a one-shot....
It'II never happen again. It's an isoIated incident, a one-shot deaI.
-Objection, Your Honour. -What?
-He's Ieading the witness. -Sustained.
Give me a break. We're both Iawyers.
Mr. TuIIy, do you have any questions for this witness...
...that might have some bearing on this case?
-Do I? -No, we've heIped them out enough.
No, Your Honour.
Your witness.
Dr. Venkman...
...wouId you pIease teII the court why it is that you and your co-defendants...
...took it upon yourseIves to dig a very big hoIe in the middIe of First Avenue.
WeII, there's so many hoIes in First Avenue...
...we reaIIy didn't think anyone wouId notice.
Keep that up, mister, I'II find you in contempt.
I'm truIy sorry, Your Honour.
I'II ask you again. Why were you digging the hoIe?
And pIease remember you're under oath.
There are some things in this worId...
...that go way beyond human understanding.
Things that cannot be expIained...
...things that most peopIe don't wanna know about.
That is where we come in.
So you're saying that the worId of the supernaturaI...
...is your excIusive province?
Kitten, I think what I'm saying is that...
...sometimes shit happens, someone has to deaI with it...
...and who you gonna caII?
Shut up!
Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon SpengIer, stand up!
Get up!
You too, Mr. TuIIy.
I find you guiIty on aII charges.
I order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each.
I sentence you to 1 8 months at the correctionaI faciIity at Riker's IsIand.
Egie, she's twitching.
I'm not finished!
On a more personaI note, Iet me just go on record...
...as saying that there's no pIace for fakes, charIatans--
-Your Honour-- -Shut up!
-Tricksters Iike you in decent society. -Sir, this is important.
You pIay on innocent peopIe's guIIibiIity.
-Yes, sir. -Be quiet!
-But-- -If my hands weren't tied...
...by the unaIterabIe fetters of the Iaw...
...then I wouId invoke the tradition of our iIIustrious forebears...
...reach back to a purer, sterner justice...
...and have you burned at the stake!
Oh, my God, the ScoIeri brothers.
-The ScoIeri brothers! -Friends of yours?
I tried them for murder! Gave them the chair!
You gotta do something!
Why don't you just teII them you don't beIieve in ghosts.
You gotta do something. HeIp me!
Don't taIk to me. TaIk to my attorney.
That's me! My guys are stiII under a misstrangement order.
That bIue thing I got from her. They couId be exposing themseIves.
And you don't want us exposing ourseIves.
-You're next, BubbIes. -AII right! I rescind the order!
-Case dismissed! -Hurray! We won the case!
Now, do something!
I aIways hated this part of the business.
You know, it's been a coupIe years since we used this stuff.
-I hope it stiII works. -It shouId.
Power ceIIs have a haIf-Iife of 5000 years.
There's no time for a bench test.
Heat them up.
-Do.... -Re....
Egon!
You got him, Venkman! HoId him! Steady.
Come on, big boy. I'm gonna take you home to my private zoo.
You got him. You got him!
-Egie, bring the trap. -Okay, okay.
Behind you, Ray!
HoId him, Ray!
Venkman, start bringing him back!
Come on, you big meanie. Let's go, chubby.
Ray, keep puIIing him to the right.
Okay, the trap's going in.
No, no, Spengie!
-HoId it, Ray! -Hit it!
-Two in the box! -Ready to go!
-We be fast. -And they be sIow!
We're the best! We're the beautifuI! We're the onIy...
-...Ghostbusters. -We're back!
Ghostbusters.
Yes, we're back.
Certified check, cash or money order.
Get him!
Bye-bye.
-What is it, honey? -it's that darn ghost again.
He just won't leave us alone.
i guess we're just going to have to move.
No, wait! Don't worry, we're not moving.
He is.
Who are you going to call?
Ghostbusters.
Now.
Janine, Iunch!
Boy, it smeIIs Iike somebody took a big--
With our special half-price service plan.
What? Hold on. Half-price?
-Have we all gone mad? -i guess so, Pete.
Because that's not all. Tell them, Egon.
You mean the Ghostbusters hot-beverage thermal mug...
...and free balloons for the kids?
We've been experimenting with the pIasm from the subway tunneI.
CarefuI.
-ShouId I get spoons? -Don't bother. Watch this.
Try it, Ray.
You! You worthIess piece of sIime!
You ignorant, disgusting bIob.
You're nothing but an unstabIe short-chain moIecuIe!
You fouI, obnoxious muck!
You have a weak eIectrochemicaI bond!
I have seen some disgusting crud in my time...
...but you take the cake.
-You're a-- You're just-- -Hey.
This is what you do with your spare time?
This is an incredibIe breakthrough.
What a discovery. A psycho-reactive substance.
Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotionaI states.
Mood sIime.
Oh, baby.
You mean this stuff actuaIIy feeds on bad vibes.
Like a cop in a doughnut factory.
We've been running tests to get an equaIIy strong positive reaction.
What kind of tests?
WeII, we sing to it and we taIk to it...
...and say supportive, nurturing things to it.
You're not sIeeping with it, are you, Ray?
Oh, you.
-It's aIways the quiet ones. -You hound.
-How about the kinetic tests? -Okay.
Ordinary househoId toaster.
We'II take your word for that.
It responds to music. We've been experimenting with easy Iistening.
MiddIe-of-the-road stuff. PauI Young, '' Dust in the Wind.'' That works.
-Works for me. -Loves Jackie WiIson.
You guys do this at night when I'm not here?
I get it. It sings. It sounds exactIy Iike Jackie.
-That's fantastic. -Just watch.
Does it do EmmyIou Harris?
Oh, it dances too.
Shake it up!
Oh, baby, you're my number one Christmas boutique gift item.
First time somebody gets mad, that toaster couId eat their hand.
No, no, no. We put a warning IabeI on it. We don't have any IiabiIity.
Oh, did you ever go for it! The oId man-eating toaster bit.
-Get him! -No!
HeIIo. I'm Iooking for Dana Barrett.
-Room 304, restoration. -Thank you.
Hey, Dr. Venkman! World of the Psychic.
-That's right. How are you? -I'm a big, big fan of yours.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
It was one of my two favourite shows.
You're kidding me. WeII, great. What was the other one?
-Bass Masters. It's a fishing show. -Yeah, I know Bass Masters. Sure.
You're good, pretty eyes.
I didn't paint it. I'm just cIeaning it.
-It's a Gauguin. -Oh, I've heard of him.
Hey, Dana. Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?
Sure. Peter Venkman, this is Dr. Janosz Poha...
...the head of our department.
Yes, I have, of course, have seen you on the teIevision.
Quite enjoy. You're not here on business, I hope?
WeII, it's top-secret. Say, Johnny, you got a Gauguin too.
No. ActuaIIy, I'm preparing this portrait for the new Romantic exhibition.
Yes. This is Prince Vigo, the ruIer of Carpathia and MoIdavia.
Bit of a sissy, isn't he?
He was a very powerfuI magician, Dr. Venkman.
And a genius in many ways.
He was aIso a Iunatic and a genocidaI madman.
I hate this painting. I've feIt uncomfortabIe...
...ever since it came up from storage.
WeII, you're probabIy feeIing what Vigo is feeIing:
Carpathian kitten Ioss. He's missed his kitten.
We'II just put one in here by the castIe.
We don't go around aItering vaIuabIe artwork.
Yes, I think, go. Yes, the joyfuIness is over.
He's kidding.
WeII, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, paI. Okay?
I don't know what to-- Oh, of course. Of course.
I get it. You're sweet on this hunky stud.
You know, Peter, every now and then I get the feeIing...
...that painting is watching me, even smiIing at me.
You know, I think we got more food on your shirt...
...than we did in your mouth.
Okay.
Bath. You get to take a bath, don't you?
You know what you get to do?
Do you know what's more fun than anything?
SpIash Mommy.
'' I get to spIash Mommy.'' Yes.
We'II be ready in just a moment.
Mommy's gonna take her shirt off too.
No! No!
Peter, it's me. PIease Iet us in.
What the heII is this?
Peter, Iet us in, pIease.
I didn't know where eIse to go.
The most awfuI thing happened.
The bathtub.... The bathtub was trying to eat Oscar.
I was giving him a bath. There was aII this pink ooze everywhere...
-...and it was reaching for him. -Okay, you're aII right.
I'm not gonna Iet them get you.
-AII right. You're aII safe now, okay? -I was so terrified.
-Yes, darIing. I'm so sorry. -You guys just sit down. ReIax.
Come on. Just sit down. I'II get you guys a shirt or something. HoId on.
Ray. Yeah, Dana's just come over to my pIace.
WeII, actuaIIy, her tub tried to eat her.
What? Are you serious?
WeII, that's great!
I mean, that's terribIe.
But it's great for what we--
Yeah, I wiII.
Yeah, sure, we'II get right on it.
SpengIer. A major sIime-reIated psychokinetic event.
-What happened? -Something came out of Dana's tub.
-Tried to grab her and the baby. -They aII right?
-She got out and went to Venkman's. -This is interesting.
Remember the painting Venkman mentioned?
I ran ''Vigo the Carpathian'' through the occuIt reference net.
Look what came up.
Nice ugIy history.
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the...
...sIime?
Is the atomic weight of cobaIt 58.9?
Better get to Dana's apartment. I wanna check out that bathtub.
It'd be a good idea to go to the museum in the morning...
...get a Iook at that painting.
Ray's going to your pIace to take a Iook.
-He is? -Okay.
I have been hoIding on to this for a Iong time, Oscar.
I got this from a girI who got this from Joe WiIIie Namath, okay?
We don't know how. We don't wanna know.
So I wouId appreciate it if you wouId not hose this thing down...
...give it your own personaI rinse. Thank you.
An exceIIent time to start practicing...
...a thing we big guys Iike to caII seIf-controI.
Get out of here. Oh, Iook at him. Look at him. Oh, Iook at his gut.
Oh, he's a coconut, this guy.
You're gonna be staying at UncIe Pete's untiI this thing bIows over.
This is your pIace now.
Hi.
Come on in. This is my pIace.
So how are we gonna handIe the sIeeping arrangements?
WeII, what's best for me is...
...if I Iie on my side Iike this and you spoon up beside me...
...your arm draped over me. We do it the other way...
...I get your hair caught in my throat and I choke in the night.
WeII, how about you on the sofa and me and the baby in the bed?
It's a way to go.
It's so Iate. I reaIIy ought to put him down.
-May I? -Yeah, if you want to.
You're short.
Your beIIy button sticks out too far.
And you're a terribIe burden on your poor mother.
-Find anything at Dana's? -Nothing but mood sIime residue...
...around the bathtub. But I got something on that Vigo character.
Found it in Magicians, Martyrs and Madmen.
-Dig that. -Vigo the Carpathian...
...born 1 505, died 1 61 0.
1 05 years oId. He hung in there.
He didn't die of oId age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot...
...hung, stretched, disemboweIIed, drawn and quartered.
-I guess he wasn't too popuIar. -Not exactIy a man of the peopIe.
AIso Vigo the CrueI, Vigo the Torturer...
...Vigo the Despised and Vigo the UnhoIy.
Wasn't he aIso Vigo the Butch?
And dig this. There was a prophecy.
Just before his head died, his Iast words were:
'' Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'II be back.''
Let's suck in the guts, guys. We're the Ghostbusters.
-Go! Go. PIease, go. You. Yes, you. -Who's this wiggIer?
-He's yours, Ray. Sic him. -I have....
Hi. Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you.
BeautifuI Iab. We're just doing a routine spook check.
-Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here. -Yeah, we know that, Johnny.
-So why are you came? -We got a report...
...there was a major creep in the area. We checked and you were on the Iist.
Where in the heII are you from, anyway?
The Upper West Side.
The whoIe room's extremeIy hot, Peter.
-That's one ugIy dude. -Hot?
Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo? Vigs, wouId you Iook this way, pIease?
No, don't. No! No! No photographs, pIease.
SIides are avaiIabIe in the gift shop.
Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.
AII right. You know what? Give me angry, wiII you?
Give me angry. You've had a bad day. You're cranky.
Good. Angrier.
I'm scared. You're scaring me. Stop it. Yeah. Good!
Okay, waIk for me, taIk for me. Yeah, yeah!
Okay, give me hot and sexy.
Can you do it? You can. Oh, boy. Show me some teeth. Come on.
I bet the girIs Iike you, huh? Do the girIs?
Do the guys? Bet they both do, huh?
What about the animaIs? They Iike you? That's it, more!
You're big, you're big. AII right, destroy me. Destroy me!
Yeah! Destroy me. Yeah, yeah! Give it, give it!
Venkman, we need to taIk. Come on.
I've worked with better. But not many. Thank you.
John, thanks.
-Hey, you finished? -Yeah, I'm finished here.
-Are you aII right? -What?
-You coming down with something? -Me?
Dana. Your prince.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
She cIeaned.
-Hi. -Hi.
He's asIeep. Come here.
-What happened with my apartment? -WeII...
...the guys spent the whoIe night there.
They went through aII your personaI stuff...
...tried on some of your cIothes, made some Iong-distance caIIs...
-...cIeaned out the fridge. -Did they find anything?
They found a IittIe bit of that pink sIime.
Oh, God. WeII, what am I supposed to do now?
You are supposed to get dressed and get crazy with me...
-...on the streets of Manhattan. -I don't think--
This is exactIy what you need. I have got you a babysitter.
-The whoIe thing's wired. -I don't think we shouId go on a date.
You know, and I can't Ieave Oscar in a strange pIace...
...with a strange person.
Strange person? Janine MeInitz, from my staff.
Janine has experience babysitting?
Here.
Thank you.
I've aIso brought some things from your apartment.
Some wardrobe choices. A coupIe of provocative ensembIes in here.
-I'II Ieave it up to you. -Okay, but after dinner.
Don't put any of those oId, cheap moves on me, okay?
-No, no, no. -It's different.
I have aII new cheap moves.
Hey, you. Hey, you.
It Iooks Iike you're awake, huh? You're awake.
Yes, Osco.
You're gonna have the pIace to yourseIf tonight.
It's gonna be pretty neat.
I got some Laura AntoneIIi tapes if you wanna watch them.
Dana, did you see some shirts here...
-...in the fIoor-bed area? -Yeah, I put them in the hamper.
-I have a hamper? -Yeah, it's in the bathroom.
Neat.
WiII you teII me the next time you do that?
WeII, I thought they were dirty.
I have more than two grades of Iaundry, okay?
There's not just cIean and dirty. There are many subtIe IeveIs, okay?
You hang this outside the window for 20 minutes...
...it's perfectIy fine.
Interesting roIe modeI for you, Oscar, huh?
WeII, they couIdn't get to you untiI after the New Year.
WeII, just don't go in there.
Louis, I'm cIosing up!
WeII, shouId I take the subway or the surface roads?
-Or what? It's kind of busy.... -WeII, I'm waIking. Good night.
WeII, now. WeII, weII, hang on, now.
Do you maybe wanna--? No, no.
Do you wanna have something to eat with me?
WeII, yeah, I'd Iove that.
But I toId Dr. Venkman I'd babysit for him.
-Oh, weII.... -Do you wanna babysit with me?
-Okay. I wouId. -Great. His pIace at 8.
-Bye. -His pIace at 8. AII right.
-I can get his address from the W2-- -Hey, buddy. Move it!
We were right, Ray. MuIti-pIanar KirIian emanations.
Yeah, weII, here's your next month's cover of GQ.
Check out the aura on this sucker.
Now, there's definiteIy a Iiving presence there.
We shouId get a deeper Iook.
I'II run this shot through the spectraI anaIyzer.
Good, I'II try turning up the roentgens.
So, what do you think? Chinese?
-How about Thai? -No, it's too spicy.
-Greek? -Mexican?
-Pizza. -Thin or thick?
Chicago.
What the heII is that?
I know what it is.
-I've seen it before. -Where?
When you guys dangIed me Iike a worm on a hook...
...a hundred feet beIow First Avenue.
That's the river of sIime.
Ray.
We need a bIanket or a hose or something.
Get out.
Why is this cIosed?
Winston! Winston!
-Fire! -Back away, back away.
What are we gonna do, put our heads in the toiIet?
Taxi!
Pete, it's great that you're here. We've got incredibIe news.
Wait a minute. Can I have one try?
AII-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the SizzIer?
No. We anaIyzed the photos of Vigo. The spectrogram shows...
-...a river of sIime. -Like the one I saw underground.
We're going into the subway and sewers to trace the source.
Come on. Change cIothes. We'II wait.
Egon thinks there might be a tremendous breeding surge...
-...in the cockroach popuIation. -Hi, boys. What's up?
Hi.
Dana, the guys are going down into the sewer to check for sIime stuff.
And Egon thinks there may even be a huge surge in cockroach breeding.
Wanna bIow off this dinner thing and go with them?
Taxi!
Women, huh?
WiII you watch your step?
I hate this.
According to this oId transit map, there shouId be an entrance aIong here.
I'm not getting anything yet.
WeII, at Ieast it's too dark to see the cockroaches.
Forget cockroaches. It's the subway rats you gotta worry about.
Big as beavers.
Yeah, some of them go 4 or 5 kiIos.
Hey, hey. Enough, aII right?
Listen. You can hear them behind the waIIs...
...scratching. There must be thousands of them.
-Just shut up about the rats. -Okay, okay.
HeIIo!
Hey!
HeIIo!
Winston.
Okay, I'm out of here.
They're gone.
What the--?
Before we go any further, we shouId get our proton packs.
Good idea.
-What's that? -What's what?
Sounds Iike a train.
These Iines have been abandoned for 50 years.
ProbabIy in one of the tunneIs above us.
I don't know.
It sounds awfuIIy cIose to me.
That was the oId New York CentraI, City of AIbany.
DeraiIed in 1 920, kiIIed hundreds of peopIe.
Did you catch the number on the Iocomotive?
Sorry. I missed it.
Something's trying to stop us. We must be cIose.
Where's Ray?
-Ray? -Ray?
-Ray! -Ray?
-Ray.
Guys!
-Oh, sorry. I found it. -What?
-Right here. There's a hoIe. -Let's go.
Hey, feIIas, what about the packs? What about the packs?
UnbeIievabIe.
Did I teII you? I wasn't Iying, was I?
You know how much negative energy it took to generate a fIow this size?
New York, what a town.
AII right. Let's see how deep it is.
-Get a sounding. -Yeah.
AII right. 6 feet.
-TweIve feet. -1 2?
-Something's puIIing it. -HoId on!
-WeII, I'm trying. -Ray, heIp him.
-Give me a hand. Give me a hand! -Ray, heIp.
-It's got ahoId of him. -Get his beIt off!
-I can't hoId it! -Wait, wait, hoId--
A toast to the most charming...
-...kindest-- -Oh, it's me.
It's you. And most unusuaI man...
...I've ever broken up with.
Speaking of breaking up with neat guys...
-...why did you dump me? -I didn't dump you. I was...
...protecting myseIf.
I mean, you weren't very good for me, you know.
You know that, don't you?
Heck, I'm not even good for me.
You're much better than you reaIize. You don't give yourseIf enough credit.
I need to hear that kind of stuff. If I had this kind of support...
...on a 24-hour-a-day basis, I couId whip myseIf into shape...
...by the end of this century.
WeII, why don't you just give me a jingIe in the year 2000.
Why don't I give you a jingIe right now?
Seven IittIe dwarves had a Iimited partnership in a mining operation.
One day a beautifuI princess came to Iive with them.
They bartered housekeeping services for room and board.
Which was a reaI good deaI, because they didn't have to withhoId any taxes.
Which you're not supposed to do, but for the purposes of this story....
It reaIIy is a great pIace.
I mean, it needs a woman's touch...
...but I think it Iooks reaIIy good. You know--
Bedtime.
You're very good with chiIdren.
Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.
So you Iive aIone?
I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to FIorida.
Why don't you come over and sit with me.
Okay.
So you wanna pIay BoggIe or Super Mario Brothers?
You know...
...I think motherhood's a very naturaI instinct.
I'd Iike a chiId myseIf.
WouId you?
Tonight?
Nice going, Ray.
What are you trying to do, drown me?
Yeah, Zeddemore, Iike it was my fauIt.
You were too stupid not to drop that pIumb Iine!
Watch your mouth or I'II punch you out.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah!
-WeII, anytime! -Come on!
It's go time, man. I want you bad!
Come on!
Wait! Wait!
Stop, stop. Get your cIothes off, quick. Strip.
Oh, dear. Ray, what were we doing? I was ready to kiII you.
It's this stuff. It's Iike pure, concentrated eviI.
And it's aII fIowing right to this spot.
-You sure this is it? -Yeah, he said Armand's.
-Excuse me-- -It's aII right. We'II Iook in the back.
Venkman!
Hey, Venkman!
PIease Ieave. You cannot-- Get out of my restaurant!
It was absoIuteIy incredibIe! The greatest tangibIe evidence...
...of psychic energy in 1 00 years.
-You're disturbing our guests! -This is an emergency. One second.
Boys, you're scaring the straights. Any way we can do this tomorrow?
No, this won't wait untiI tomorrow. It's hot and it's ready to pop.
-It's aII over the city. -Under it, actuaIIy.
-Rivers of this stuff. -It's fIowing right to the museum.
Yeah, the museum!
Look what he got aII over me! What is this stuff?
-Sorry. -Oh, God. You mean my museum?
I was gonna teII you between the dessert and the cheese course.
-There they are! -You can never go back there.
-You're gonna have to find a new job. -Psychomagnotheric pIasma.
-It affects behaviour. We were fighting. -We were in a fight.
He had him by the throat....
I'm gIad they're here. We gotta see the mayor.
-Oh, Ghostbusters! -How you doing?
Hey, guys, come right this way.
You guys got another proton pack? My kid brother reaIIy wants one.
-The proton pack is not a toy. -I guess he's right.
Dana, we were just babysitting, honest.
And we watched some TV and one thing Ied to another.
-I know what you were doing. -I didn't know anything wouId happen.
Hi, Dana. How was your date?
-It wasn't a date, it was just dinner. -WeII, where's Peter?
He was arrested.
TypicaI.
-Did he caII? -No, no. Nobody caIIed.
WeII, how's Oscar? Is he aII right?
Oh, he's fine. Such a good baby.
He was a IittIe fussy at first...
...then we just gave him some French bread pizza...
...passed right out.
Good. Good. WeII, I'II just give him a Iook-see.
-So you think we shouId go? -Gee, I don't know.
I don't think we shouId Ieave her aIone.
You're right. Let's stay.
-Lenny! Big man! -Ghostbusters.
Mr. Mayor.
What is this? A sIumber party?
That's what we're here to taIk about.
Look, I don't wanna hear anything about it.
You've got two minutes. Make it good.
WeII, first of aII, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pIeasure to see you again.
We'd Iike to say aImost 50 percent of us voted for you in the Iast eIection.
-I appreciate that. -I'm sorry we aIways meet...
...under these circumstances.
Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric sIime fIow...
...of immense proportions is buiIding up beneath the city.
-Psycho-what? -Psychomagnotheric.
-Big word. -Negative emotions...
...are materiaIizing in the form of a psychoreactive pIasm...
...with expIosive supernormaI potentiaI.
Does anybody speak EngIish here?
Yeah, Your Honour, what we're trying to teII you is, Iike...
...aII the bad feeIings, the hate, anger, vioIence...
...of the city is turning into this sIudge.
I didn't beIieve it at first, but we just swam in it...
...and we aImost kiIIed each other.
This is insane! Do we reaIIy have to Iisten to this?
Can't you stop your Iips from fIapping for two IittIe minutes?
Lenny, have you been out on the street IateIy?
Do you know how weird it is out there? We've taken a head count.
There seem to be 3 miIIion compIeteIy miserabIe asshoIes...
-...Iiving in the Tri-State area. -Oh, pIease.
I beg your pardon. 3 miIIion and one.
What budgie-brain doesn't reaIize is that if we don't do something fast...
...this pIace wiII bIow Iike a frog on a hot pIate.
-Yeah, right. -What am I supposed to do?
Go on teIevision and teII 1 0 miIIion peopIe...
...they have to be nice to each other?
Being miserabIe and treating other peopIe Iike dirt...
...is every New Yorker's God-given right.
Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentIemen.
-Wait. -You're making a mistake, Mr. Mayor.
A very newsworthy mistake. The Times is gonna be interested...
-...and, you know, The Post-- -Now, now....
'' Mayor Drowns in River of SIime.''
-''Times Square SIime.'' -''SIime Square.''
Fine. Now, before you go running off to the newspapers with this...
...wouId you consider teIIing this sIime business to some peopIe downtown?
It's gotta be done right away.
WeII, it's gonna come back!
This city's in danger! The whoIe state! The worId!
-AII we wanna do is heIp! -I'm warning you.
The mayor wants them kept under strict observation for a few days.
We think they're seriousIy disturbed and potentiaIIy dangerous.
-WeII, we'II do whatever's necessary. -Thank you, doctor.
I await the word of Vigo.
I, Vigo...
-...the scourge of Carpathia... -No, you toId me this, the scourge.
-...the sorrow of MoIdavia... -Sorrows, I've heard aII of this, yes.
-...command you. -Command me, Iord.
The season of eviI begins with the birth of the new year.
Good.
Bring me the chiId, that I might Iive again.
Yes!
Lord Vigo...
...I was wondering.
This woman, Dana, is fine and strong.
Now....
If I was to...
...bring the baby...
...couId I have that woman?
So be it.
On this day of darkness, she wiII be ours.
Wife to you and mother to me.
Yes!
Thank you, Iord! Thank you.
-I mean, is she the kiIIer or what? -No, that's Rita Hayworth.
She was married to Citizen Kane whiIe they were doing this thing.
Right after they finished, she dumped him for some poIo pIayer. Thanks.
I don't know why beautifuI women Iove horses. Do you Iove horses?
-No. -You reaIIy don't have to stay.
I'm sure Peter wiII be back soon.
Oh, we don't mind.
Can you see okay?
Yep.
Oscar?
Oh, God!
Oscar!
Louis!
-What? -It's Oscar!
-Oscar. -CaII 91 1 right now!
Oscar.
Oh, no.
Oh, God. No!
No!
-It was a ghost! -No.
-No, that was Janosz. -What?
-He took him. -What? What's happening?
-What shouId we do? -Where's the baby?
The museum!
-Where are you going? -I've gotta get my baby!
We gotta find the guys.
As I expIained before...
...we think the spirit of a 1 7th-century MoIdavian tyrant...
...is aIive and weII in a painting at the Manhattan Museum of Art.
And are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?
You're wasting vaIuabIe time. He's drawing strength from...
...a psychomagnotheric sIime fIow that's been coIIecting under the city.
-Yes, teII me about the sIime. -It's very potent stuff.
We made a toaster dance with it.
And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby.
A bathtub?
Don't Iook at me. I think these peopIe are compIeteIy nuts.
Oscar.
Sweetheart.
I thought I'd Iost you, that I'd never see you again.
Oh, baby.
HeIIo, Dana. I thought that you might come.
You stay away from us, Janosz. I mean it.
Oh, don't worry. He wiII not be harmed.
He has been chosen...
...to be the vesseI of the spirit of Vigo.
And you wiII be the mother of the ruIer of the worId.
Doesn't that sound nice?
No, it sounds Iudicrous.
You stay away from him. I mean it.
WeII, I don't think we have choice here, yes? Take a Iook.
It's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy there, huh?
He is Vigo.
I don't care who he is.
You're not gonna take my baby.
Oscar!
Oh, you bastard!
Is this a big dinosaur or a IittIe dinosaur?
A skeIeton? Which way was it heading?
Wait a sec. What was chasing you in the park?
The park bench was chasing you?
-I see. -What?
Wait a second.
Lieutenant, I think you better taIk to this guy.
I'm busy here.
It's some dock supervisor down at Pier 34.
What's the probIem?
He says the Titanic just arrived.
WeII, better Iate than never.
We're swamped. We've had more than 3000 caIIs since midnight Iast night.
We've got every man in uniform on the streets and I'm stiII shorthanded.
Meter maids are chasing ghosts aII over midtown.
There's this sheII thing over the Museum of Art. We can't make a dent.
-Have you tried dynamite? -We've tried everything.
What the heII's going on? It's pandemonium out there.
-I know. We're working on it. -WhiIe you're working on it...
...I'm going down as the mayor who Iet New York...
...get sucked down into the 1 0th IeveI of heII.
We've got no choice. CaII the Ghostbusters.
Wait!
Now, I'm sure there's another way.
Jack, I spent an hour Iast night taIking to FioreIIo La Guardia...
...and he's been dead for 40 years.
Now, where are the Ghostbusters?
They're not avaiIabIe.
What do you mean, they're not avaiIabIe?
WeII, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview HospitaI.
-You what? -They threatened to go to the press.
I was protecting your interests.
Yeah? WeII, you can stop protecting my interests.
You have exactIy three minutes to cIear out. You're fired!
But the eIection--
-Remove this man. -You're making a mistake.
-And get me the Ghostbusters! -Mr. Mayor, come take a Iook at this.
What is it?
Have you ever seen anything Iike that?
Somebody get me the Ghostbusters.
Then he put the baby in a carriage and then Ievitated away.
Where did Dana go?
She was going to the museum to get the baby.
Then there was an ecIipse. The whoIe town went dark and everybody's nuts.
It aII fits. Vigo wants in on the 21 st century.
He needs a human body to inhabit. Oscar must be it.
-We're the onIy ones who can heIp. -You bet we are.
It Iooks Iike a giant JeII-O mouId.
I hate JeII-O.
Oh, come on. There's aIways room for JeII-O.
Soon it wiII be midnight and the city wiII be mine and Vigo's.
WeII, mainIy Vigo's.
Dana.
You and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this reIationship.
We don't have a reIationship.
I know! Marry me, Dana.
Together, we wiII raise Vigo as our son.
And Iet me teII you something here.
There are many perks in being the mother of a Iiving god.
I'm sure we couId get a magnificent apartment...
...a car, free parking.
Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance.
Yet I think that perhaps you and I couId Iearn...
...to Iove each other?
Yes.
I couId Iearn.
PuII them.
FuII neutronas.
Let's cook!
Save them.
That sIime waII is puIsing with eviI.
It wouId take a tremendous amount of positive energy to crack that.
And I doubt there's enough goodwiII Ieft in this town to do it.
I just can't beIieve things are so bad in this city that there's no way back.
Sure, it's dirty, crowded, poIIuted, noisy...
...and there's peopIe who'd just as soon step on your face as Iook at you.
But come on!
There gotta be a few sparks of humanity Ieft in this burned-out burg.
We have to figure out a way to mobiIize it.
He's right. We need something that everyone can get behind. We need--
A symboI.
Something that appeaIs to the best in each of us.
Something good.
Something decent.
Something pure.
Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Wonder what?
Whether she's naked under that toga.
She's French. You know that.
Got it.
Ready with the speakers, Ray. SIime bIowers ready.
Okay. InternaI audio set. InternaI eIectric set.
SIime bIower primed and set.
Good sIime. Good sIime. Is our sIime in a good mood tonight?
I hope so. She's a Iot bigger than a toaster.
-AII yours. Let's go. -Thank you.
Testing, one, two. Hey, how many peopIe here are a nationaI monument?
Raise your hand, pIease. Oh, heIIo, miss.
-Let's frost it. -It's sIime time.
BeautifuI.
PiIot controIs are ready.
AII right. It's getting Iate. It's aImost midnight. Let's go.
Here's something off the request Iine from Liberty IsIand!
We gonna squeeze some New Year's juice from you, Big AppIe.
Man, I can't wait to see peopIe's faces when we come onshore.
This shouId reaIIy get the city's positive energy fIowing.
Keep kicking, Libby. You make this work...
...we'II pop for a weekend in Vegas with the JoIIy Green Giant.
You Iook fantastic in this.
I was born to wear this stuff.
Boy, this equipment is heavy.
It's a Iove-fest, New York!
-Sing it out! -Come on!
Come on, you sing!
-We're running out of time, Ray. -Can't you go faster?
I'm afraid the vibrations wiII shake her to pieces.
-We shouId have padded her feet. -They don't make Nikes in her size.
Don't worry. She's tough. She's a harbour chick!
Sorry! My fauIt!
Happy New Year.
Stay fit. Keep sharp. Make good decisions.
Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good.
Okay.
Oh, it's you.
Okay, but I didn't know you had your Iicense.
Four minutes to go, and then...
...party times.
It's happening.
It's reaIIy happening.
No. No!
Go away from here!
-I Iove you when you roughhouse! -Hit it, Mama!
-Drop the hammer on her! -Go! Do it now!
-Oscar, Iook. -Go away!
-Don't know who that is? -Happy New Year.
He's Vigo! You are Iike the buzzing of fIies to him!
Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse. WiII you hose him, pIease?
Hose him.
-One down. -On the ground.
-Boy, am I gIad to see you. -Oh, Oscar. Oscar.
Is he dead?
This sIime is positiveIy charged.
He'II wake up feeIing Iike a miIIion bucks.
This gentIeman is a IittIe bit ripe.
That's aII right, my friend. I think I had an accident too.
Get him away!
Get a knife or something! We gotta cut her out of this!
Okay.
AII right. Now, Iisten. You gotta stay right here. Don't move.
UncIe Pete's gotta go heIp your mom. You stay here and don't say anything.
HoId it right there, deadhead!
You want a baby? Go ahead and knock up some wiIIing heIIhound.
Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get back in that painting.
One!
Two.
Three!
You got him! You got him!
That was reaIIy stupid.
Ray, can you move?
No. Are you okay?
No.
Venkman, how are you?
I'm fine.
No.
No! Oscar.
PIease, do something!
Not so fast, Vigo!
Hey, Vigo!
Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby.
Didn't anybody teII you the big-shouIder Iook is out?
You know, I have met some dumb bIonds in my Iife...
...but you take the taco, paI.
OnIy a Carpathian wouId come back to Iife now...
...and choose New York.
Tasty pick, bonehead!
If you had brain one in that huge meIon on top of your neck...
...you wouId be Iiving the sweet Iife...
...out in Southern CaIifornia's beautifuI San Fernando VaIIey.
Oh, darn it.
Now we become one.
-Where's that singing coming from? -PeopIe outside.
Excuse me. Ghostbusters.
I'm here with you, guys.
He's weakening! The singing is neutraIizing the sIime!
I can move!
Oscar!
Oh, sweetie.
It's okay.
He's back in the painting!
AII right, go find a shady spot.
Vigie, Vigie, Vigie. You have been a bad monkey.
Ray, we'd Iike to shoot the monster. CouId you move, pIease?
-Ray. -Ray.
-Ray! -No!
I, Ray and Vigo, shaII ruIe the Earth!
-Be gone, you pitifuI haIf-men! -Now!
-I did it! I did it! -That was great!
-I'm a Ghostbuster! -I Ioved it!
-You aII right? -Come on, get up. Let's get this off.
Here.
Here we go.
-How do you feeI? -Groovy.
-You aII right? -Yes. Thank you, Peter.
Spread out, shorty.
I Iove you guys.
-I Iove aII you guys. -Great, Ray.
-And I Iove Venkman. -Let's go.
-We gotta Iive with this? -ReaI friendship.
Yeah.
Sir, are you aII right?
Why am I drippings with goo?
You had a vioIent, proIonged, transformative psychic episode.
Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were out of controI.
Hey, man...
...Iet me teII you something.
I Iove you.
-Yes? -Yeah.
WeII, I Iove you too.
Hey, feIIas.
You wanna take a Iook at this?
EarIy Renaissance, I think.
RaphaeI or Piero deIIa Francesca.
No, I beIieve it's one of the Fettuccines.
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